2001-12-31 - "I'm like Estella..."
2001-12-27 - HAPPY KWANZA, MY NUBIAN BROTHERS!!!
2001-12-20 - "One Ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them..."
2001-12-17 - What the hell kind of name is Widro, anyway?
2001-12-10 - "...But I bet he's been really close to one..."
2001-12-07 - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
2001-12-05 - "I'm through talking... Now get out of my Cave."
2001-11-29 - Two Minutes
2001-11-26 - "EAT ME!!!! It's a Turkey Day..."
2001-11-20 - "That's right, we're gonna be wheeling, dealing, kiss stealing, limousne riding, jet flying sonsofguns..."
2001-11-19 - Diaryland is Flair Country!
2001-11-15 - The Silent Captain
2001-11-08 - BLACK RAGE!!!!
2001-11-01 - "No I can't be tied down to a girl that likes to be tied up..."
2001-10-30 - Random Stuff About Me (as if you cared...)
2001-10-24 - American Vertigo
2001-10-22 - Byram and Nia, International Art Thieves
2001-10-19 - Five Years
2001-10-17 - ...Nut Zippers
2001-10-11 - Gimmie the Prize
2001-10-10 - Horrorscopes
2001-10-08 - Tuff Enough: Episode 4
2001-10-03 - Hellblazer
2001-10-02 - The Champion
2001-10-01 - "Waiter, Waiter, Purcolator!"
2001-09-28 - MONO
2001-09-26 - Red Cross
2001-09-24 - Crawling in the Sickness
2001-09-20 - "Hail to the King of Kings, Baby!"
2001-09-14 - A Pledge
2001-09-12 - Anthem
2001-09-11 - I may be wrong...
2001-09-05 - "I'm a Cerial Killa! I killed Tony Lucky-Charms and the Silly Rabbit!"
2001-09-03 - "Only assholes write on doors"
2001-08-30 - Jesus Wept
2001-08-28 - "My honor and my life grow as one. Take honor from me and my life is done."
2001-08-27 - The Calontire Falcon
2001-08-24 - Peggy Sue...
2001-08-23 - "Come with me, if you want to go to Kansas City!"
2001-08-20 - "Scorned Women, Cheep Booze, and Great Tunes!"
2001-08-10 - Pennsic XXX
2001-08-07 - Tuff Enough: Episode 3
2001-08-03 - Walkin'
2001-08-02 - Whodunnit?
2001-07-31 - Do Otters even eat potato chips??????
2001-07-26 - Tuff Enough: Episode Two
2001-07-24 - With the Stinger, Nuthings fer Sure...
2001-07-20 - "Well Mister McFeely, if there's postage due..."
2001-07-17 - Tuff Enough: Episode One
2001-07-16 - If that ain't country, i'll kiss your ass!
2001-07-13 - Can't shake the debil's hand and say you're only kidding.
2001-07-12 - His power is to stay up really, really late reading comics.
2001-07-09 - They called me "Mr. Glass"
2001-07-06 - "You've got to know, each time you step in the Ring, that you are going to win."
2001-07-05 - post 4th
2001-07-02 - If you don't do your job, i'll kill you myself!
2001-06-27 - I bet he had the "White" Rice
2001-06-26 - "How much can I get this $.50 Item for???
2001-06-25 - GORE! GORE! GORE!
2001-06-21 - Suspension of Disbelief: GAY-ASS FINISHERS
2001-06-20 - Grrrrrrl Power!!!
2001-06-18 - My stomachs coated in latex, bring on the spicy cuisine!!!
2001-06-15 - "Then at a deadly pace, it came from (WHERE?!?) outer space, and this is how the message ran..."
2001-06-14 - The Highest Grossing Film of all time!
2001-06-13 - Kill the Boy, Kill the Boy
2001-06-12 - That Teddy Long is a Bad Muther-SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
2001-06-11 - I'll be the guy on top of a belltower one day, you just wait...
2001-06-08 - Yeah, it's a stomach bug, Boss, yeah...
2001-06-07 - Be careful what you wish for.
2001-06-06 - Bugs, the Abdominal Stretch, and what i'm listening to right now
2001-06-04 - Did Paul Pot wear mauve?
2001-05-30 - Profiles in Courage: (this is NOT a Rant!)
2001-05-29 - "Wet feet and a whiny neighbor make Byram something, something..."
2001-05-24 - Seeing Red on Friday
2001-05-22 - The Noon Day Mop-Up
2001-05-18 - YEAR ONE: "And at night in the desert the people would sing songs and tell tales by Kipling, and God saw this and knew that it was Good..."
2001-05-16 - 28*
2001-05-15 - Boil and trouble
2001-05-11 - "He said:Shut up! He said: Shut up!"
2001-05-10 - YEARONE: "And Moses struck the rock with his staff, and Mead and Killian's Red began to flow from it, so that the people would believe..."
2001-05-09 - Mediocrity: “It takes a lot less time, and most people won’t notice the difference until it’s too late.”
2001-05-04 - "He's fighting for the glory, and he's fighting for the prize, but most of all he fights to see the light shine in her eyes."
2001-05-01 - YEAR ONE: "All these I give you, except that apple over there with the dried cloves in it..."
2001-04-27 - YEAR ONE: And God said, "Let there be Honey-butter, and there was!"
2001-04-26 - YEAR ONE: And on the first day, God created Gaming, and saw that it was good...
2001-04-23 - The Internet has been mocking me all freaking day!
2001-04-20 - THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY
2001-04-18 - Fanboy stuff
2001-04-17 - Breakdown! Go ahead and give it to me...
2001-04-13 - "Put your sword into its scabbard.
2001-04-12 - "Do you understand what I have done for you?"
2001-04-09 - Like a Fungus, man, a Fungus
2001-04-05 - A white knight and a lady in a Moo-Moo
2001-04-02 - It's somewhere off the coasts of Bizzaroland, the Land of Do-as-you-please, and Parts Unknown
2001-03-29 - Chyna, all the way to New York...
2001-03-27 - A Fairy Tale
2001-03-23 - We so very often know not what we do...
2001-03-22 - ME saVE YOU LOIS!!!!!
2001-02-20 - She sings like an angel, and she has the 'look of crazy' in her eyes
2001-03-16 - "When Irish eyes are smiling..."
2001-03-14 - Winged Monkeys
2001-03-13 - Goodbye Charlie
2001-03-12 - CELTIC DEATH!!!
2001-03-08 - The Lady, the Kid, and Nawlins
2001-03-05 - Charlie
2001-03-02 - A Salute to a Emerald Knight
2001-03-01 - Rend your hearts, not your garments
2001-02-28 - Hail to the King, Baby!
2001-02-26 - No way out of a desert island filled with old jazz musicians and a transvestite or two
2001-02-23 - Schedule woes
2001-02-21 - Chronicle: Jason & Ros
2001-02-20 - Hate not Heritage
2001-02-15 - The Frost Giant and a Bondage Laurel
2001-02-12 - Less than Zero
2001-02-09 - I blame terfan and his blackberry mead.
2001-02-08 - No Conn, sometimes good wine is enough...
2001-02-07 - Enter "Linkwelder". He puts them in, just to hear you scream!!!
2001-02-05 - "This is going to hurt you alot more than it hurts me..."
2001-02-01 - "I ate his liver with some Black Eyed Peas and a Hoecake"
2001-01-26 - When the revolution comes: All council members of OPEC will have to live in my Laundry Room!
2001-01-25 - For the love of the Game
2001-01-23 - What Men know about Women
2001-01-19 - What women know about men
2001-01-18 - Black Cat, and 40 ways to love that lever...
2001-01-16 - Words, words, words
2001-01-15 - Clifton Lives!!!!!!
2001-01-11 - PELICANS, OR BREAKING DOWN TENTS IN THE RAIN, OR HONEYBUTTER, OR CROWN TOURNEY, OR GETTIN’ DRUNK.
2001-01-10 - What's the only good Kraut???
2001-01-09 - 10 TEN: DIE MUTHERF'CKER, DIE!!!
2001-01-05 - Mark Twain, and Feathered Wolf-Hair
2001-01-04 - Testing, Testing